20 November 2009

Paralytic Diagnostics

The Offspring:
The reason they can't find the bug that's making you sick is because it keeps moving around. It's in your lungs and they test your lungs but it moves somewhere else so they can't find it. So they need to do something to paralyze the bug, and then they will be able to find it.

Well, it's as good as anything the doctors have come up with so far. What could I say? "That's a very good hypothesis."